a bad day

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 13:59:09

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs.
'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab. I
went home and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the poison.

Post 2 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 14:20:18

Oh becky where do you find these? another good one

Post 3 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 18:02:45

Oh shit! He's fuckt now!

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 23:42:09

lol, yes, he certainly is.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 2:33:06

The poor little guy only had the second worst day. The big guy had the worst.

Very funny, thanks.

Bob

Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 4:32:56

lol. i have read that 1, it's awsome